Any anti religious jokes? please add?

A vicar was complaining to his bishop that one of his parishioners had stolen his bike. The Bishop suggested that in his next sermon he should list the ten commandments and watch the congregation for uneasy looks when he came to "Thou shalt not steal" The following week the bishop met the vicar and asked whether his ruse had worked. The vicar guiltily replied that "It had been when he reached "Thou shalt not commit adultery" he remembered where he had left the bike.