Who is britain going to invade next?

No one, there isn't the political incentive to invade anywhere that sort of went out of fashion due to the second world war, as for Iraq & Afghanistan that had more to do with the fact that Britain is part of Nato . - As for Zimbabwe looking at the mess Mugabe has made of the country who would want to invade? The Congo - is also in quite a mess, though a bunch of British business men did try to start a coup in Equatorial Guinea to get at the mive oil revenue which might of counted.